Dolphin bites boy @ Sea World: revenge for being molested by tourists and being fed sterilized sardines everyday. GO NATURE!!!
Mel Gibson's DUI: a little too much Jesus Juice?
Strippers That Dance To Kraftwerk: unique but not very sexy.
Tropical Storm Chris: apathy...Again; GO NATURE!!!
War In The Middle-East: Armageddon is in effect, go get a late pass.
My cat Tuxi: solid and stable.
Theme Song: DJ Shadow - Mutual Slump.
Movie the moment: War Of The Worlds or The 40 Year Old Virgin
Quote of the moment: "It's not hip-hop, it's electro." (Shaun of the Dead)
Suri Cruise: really....who gives a shit?
Fidel Castro: Cuban cigars are way over-rated (see above response)
Recent Gems: the original version of Gratitude over at Mic-To-Mic
Ticking Clocks: dammit, make it stop!
Xtina Aguilera's New Album: again, like I give a shit
Office Max Brand CD-R's: suck dog balls and I wish I kept the receipt.
Lance Bass Comes Out: yep...didn't see that coming.
Shark Week on the Discovery Channel: absolutely amazing
Stupid Lists Like This: somehow therapeutic