To Catch A Predator, and the one girl that you really like is in a committed relationship. So what is a strapping lad such as yourself to do?
If you've really run out of resources, date-rape drugs, and you've poked all of your chubby/ugly coworkers, then perhaps you should spend a few hours reading How To Make Anyone Fall In Love With You by Leil Lowndes. This book will help you to find your ideal partner, it will help you to make a memorable first impression, it will assist you in avoiding the typical bullshit that comes up in relationships, and most importantly, it will make you wise beyond your years as far as the chemistry of love is concerned. Um...
I don't know about the rest of you, but the book's title "How To Make Anyone Fall In Love With You" strikes me as a little psychotic. Why would you want to make someone fall in love with you? It just sounds a little unnatural and almost creepy, but if you're lonely and down and out or perhaps if you just want a good laugh, this book may your salvation. If you don't want to spend the 10 seconds to download the book and you just want the gist, well here ya go:
In order to make someone fall in love with you, you need to pretend that you are exactly like them - do the things they like to do, pander to their sexual desires, react to things the same way they do, etc... In addition, you need to use a bunch of verbal and non-verbal tricks to try to make them feel comfortable with you, to make them feel as if you have formed an intimate connection.
No, that's not psychotic at all...
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